If you've never seen "Avenue Q" - go frickin' see it. You will have the comedic pleasure of hearing such hits as "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist," "The More you Ruv Someone," "Schadenfreude," and my personal favorite, "What Do You Do With a B.A. in English?"

That should be enough to purchase a ticket immediately.

Photo: Seth Rettberg and Princeton from "Avenue Q"/Broadway in Bryant Park/8.5.10