Allison!

Funny story annnnd go: So my mom loves to throw a good party annnd she happens to be pretty darn great at it too. This year, she threw a wedding shower for my cousin and his fiance, Allison, fully equipped with more food than you can imagine, jharv (Daddy Dearest) as the bartender and a big sign in our front yard that read:

Congratulations Eugene and Allison!

For those not in the know, my full name is Allison, coincidentally spelled the same way as my cousin's (now) wife. Who wants to guess how many neighbors thought Yours Truly was getting hitched? Anyone? Bueller?