And the winner for best passed-out pooch goes to... this fella!

The Westminster Dog Show is to dogs as the UCA Finals in Disney World is to the country's best cheerleading teams. Yes, yes... I said it.

Back in my sponge-roller, glitter and no-high-school-restriction-on-skirt-length days, I looked a lot like this passed-out pup during those multi-day competitions. Stuffed dragon included.