Does your mall have a pirate ship?? I know mine doesn't.

Then again, my mall never had an ice rink, sea lions, a roller coaster, a carnival, a wave pool, a bumper boat lagoon, a casino, an Asian district (surprisingly legitimate), a European district, a hermit crab store and a whole bunch of other things I'm sure I'm forgetting... but good news! The West Edmonton Mall has ALL of that and much, much more!!

The ironic part is that neither Jordan nor I had any desire to shop, just an interest in the indoor city that Edmonton built in order to provide viable entertainment during the insanely cold winter months when it's forty below. That's why it's the biggest mall in North America, you know... fifth biggest in the world.

The shocker? Only two Starbucks. Bell Communications wins for most number of stores in the mall with four spread throughout. Curve ball, eh?