Elephant Passover Brunch. Who doesn't want to see elephants chowing down on a salad bar of veggies and matzah set up on the corner of 33rd and 8th at 11:45 a.m. on day one (last Wednesday) of Passover?

If this doesn't interest you in the least, we probably aren't friends or ever going to be friends.

I also noted that elephants eat in a very similar fashion to myself. I don't know what that says about me, other than I'm a mess, but anyone who has ever eaten with me knows I look just as delighted as these gentle giants, even if there is food in my hair.