"I don't care what you dooo, I don't want to be a mud hippie like yoouuuuu..."

Kid, your ma is gonna kill you.

And furthermore, why the hell didn't we invite Billie Joe Armstrong and Green Day to this gig?

Photo: Kid (napping? cloud-gazing? mud-angeling? dying?) in toxic NJ's version of Woodstock '94/post-monsoon Vietnam.