
July 4th, 3:00 a.m. - July 5th, 11:30 p.m.
Locations: Brooklyn, NY, New York, NY, Bradley Beach, NJ, Atlantic City, NJ, Harvey's Lake, PA, Tannersville, PA.
Myth 1: I will get up early after a long night of outdoor dancing, crisp white wines and a plate of falafel in Brooklyn.
Myth 2: The Jersey Shore is terrible.
Myth 3: You cannot get a delicious fish taco on the East Coast.
Myth 4: Watching your friend consume a 3 foot, 5 lbs. burrito is not an adequate substitute to watching fireworks on the Fourth of July.
Myth 5: You cannot drive to Atlantic City from Belmar, NJ without plans or your debit card at 1 a.m.
Myth 6: Playing black jack for 5 hours gets old.
Myth 7: Sunrise in Atlantic City isn't worth it.
Myth 8: Two people cannot drive from Atlantic City to Harvey's Lake (mere coincidence) on no sleep and a tall Gazebo blend coupled with a blueberry scone.
Myth 9: John is an awful wakesurf* teacher. (Well that's not a myth, that's just false.)
Myth 10: You never feel like you are in a Jack Johnson surf doc when in Pennsylvania.
Myth 11: The "Homecut Donut" from Curry Donut and/or Currys Donut is delicious and always fresh.
Myth 12: Rubber-necking a flaming car won't cause 20 miles of traffic.
Myth 13: A soft pretzel with cream cheese, sour cream, monterey jack, imitation crab and cocktail sauce should stay on a menu.
Myth 14: You can't have adventures 24/7.
Rule 1: Always bring your passport.
Rule 2: Always keep excellent company.
Rule 3: Always bring your pants.
I only did one of those three things this July 4th.
*It's hard to find a sweet wakesurf video at this moment in history, but this one has some decent info.
You forgot your pants. But it's an awesome surfing shot!
ReplyDeleteWell done, my friend, well done.
ReplyDeletePS - Why does the word "pants" play such a part in so many of my quotes?